Is it Friday? Then where’s the joke?

Man, I can’t believe work gets in the way of my Friday Joke sometimes. Yeah, yeah, it’s late. But it’s here.

A guy walks into a doctor’s office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose. The Doctor says, “I can tell you right now you’re not eating right.”

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Almost forgot the Friday Joke

Oh, my, it’s late in the day and I almost didn’t this posted. That’s what I get for working for a living.

Here’s a real stinker.

Three guys were fishing at a lake in the summer, when one of them fell in.

After rescuing him from the bottom, the first guy gave him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. “Man, this guy really has bad breath!” he exclaimed. “I cant revive him, you give it a try!”

The second guy took his turn. “Man, you’re right, he does have raunchy bad breath, and i don’t remember this snowmobile suit either!”

Friday joke

This is the joke my daughter has in reserve for those times when, during an audition (she’s an actor), the casting agent or director asks her to tell a joke. (It happens.)

Two whales are sitting at a bar.

The first whale says, “Eeeeeooooouuuuoooyyooooowwwwooooooyyyyyyooooohhhhh.”

The second whale says, “Dude, you are fucked up.”