Is it Friday? Then where’s the joke?

Man, I can’t believe work gets in the way of my Friday Joke sometimes. Yeah, yeah, it’s late. But it’s here.

A guy walks into a doctor’s office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose. The Doctor says, “I can tell you right now you’re not eating right.”


Almost forgot the Friday Joke

Oh, my, it’s late in the day and I almost didn’t this posted. That’s what I get for working for a living.

Here’s a real stinker.

Three guys were fishing at a lake in the summer, when one of them fell in.

After rescuing him from the bottom, the first guy gave him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. “Man, this guy really has bad breath!” he exclaimed. “I cant revive him, you give it a try!”

The second guy took his turn. “Man, you’re right, he does have raunchy bad breath, and i don’t remember this snowmobile suit either!”

Today is the first Friday Joke of the rest of your life

Yep, once again, another week has arced across the sky and exploded into little tiny bits, raining down week-debris upon our heads. To celebrate this short-lived event, we present the ritual recognition of ephemerality known as the Friday Joke.


What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?

Does this taste funny to you?