Words that don’t belong together

tongue grater

edible toilet

pretty boy scout slave

hanging with your Mom

fragile swing set

lumpy mashed head cheese

priestly love

infested pants

poop mascara




The world likes to get tangled, part 1

Janet had absolutely no experience with dog plunging whatsoever. She’d never seen it done before. She’d never even heard of it. Yet here was a bloated dog, clearly in need of help. And there, in the cupboard under the sink, was a plunger.