Words that don’t belong together

tongue grater

edible toilet

pretty boy scout slave

hanging with your Mom

fragile swing set

lumpy mashed head cheese

priestly love

infested pants

poop mascara

 

 

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The world likes to get tangled, part 1

Janet had absolutely no experience with dog plunging whatsoever. She’d never seen it done before. She’d never even heard of it. Yet here was a bloated dog, clearly in need of help. And there, in the cupboard under the sink, was a plunger.