Oh, my, it’s late in the day and I almost didn’t this posted. That’s what I get for working for a living.
Here’s a real stinker.
Three guys were fishing at a lake in the summer, when one of them fell in.
After rescuing him from the bottom, the first guy gave him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. “Man, this guy really has bad breath!” he exclaimed. “I cant revive him, you give it a try!”
The second guy took his turn. “Man, you’re right, he does have raunchy bad breath, and i don’t remember this snowmobile suit either!”