Please tell me you’re Friday Joking

Uh-huh. I am. And here it is. A tad bit early.

What has four legs and one arm?

A happy pit bull.

As Elvis Costello says, There’s no action

I had a moment of sympathy today for Hawaiian Airlines. I drove past one of their billboards trying to get me to fly them to Hawaii. Then I drove past an Alaska Airlines billboard also touting their service to the islands.

When I consider flying Alaska, I know what I’m going to get that’s different. I’m going to get a really enjoyable experience, start to finish. That’s what Alaska does: they give you a much more pleasant time than just about any other US-based airline.

But what does Hawaiian do? They give me wider planes?

The Friday Friday Friday Joke

After two weeks immersed in graduate school classes, it’s almost a vacation to be back at work with a bunch of looming deadlines.

Anyway, here’s the Friday joke:

What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.