The (inimitable) Friday Joke

You ready? You sure?

Here it is:

A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch. He picks it up and throws it across the street.

A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch.
The snail looks up and says, “What the fuck was that all about?”

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