This is the joke my daughter has in reserve for those times when, during an audition (she’s an actor), the casting agent or director asks her to tell a joke. (It happens.)
Two whales are sitting at a bar.
The first whale says, “Eeeeeooooouuuuoooyyooooowwwwooooooyyyyyyooooohhhhh.”
The second whale says, “Dude, you are fucked up.”